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Grammar Lesson

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“Myself” is quickly becoming the most annoying and blatantly incorrectly-used word in the English language. When would one ever begin a sentence with “myself?” Answer: One wouldn’t (unless, of course, one is using it as a noun as I have above!).

Here are a few examples of recent occurrences of improperly used “myselfs” that I’ve come across recently:

  • Myself and the people I was staying with thought it would be a good idea to donate too.”
  • “If you have questions, feel free to email either myself or John.”

Rule of thumb: “Myself” almost always follows a verb, the action of which refers to you, occasionally acts as a sort of situational qualifier, and, in other rare instances, can serve as reinforcement of a noun. It never is a noun.


  • I bathe myself.
  • If I had the time, I would write at more length about grammar myself, but luckily there are books for this sort of thing, the pages of which many — most — of us have graced at one point or another.
  • For 20 years now, I have gotten dressed by myself, except when I have drunk too much.
  • I, myself, disagree.

Now, run along.

Written by benferguson

2006 Jul 20 at 11:04

Posted in grammar